It's always worrying to see a journalist take a sudden interest in what you're saying, especially when you half suspect it was a load of pigeon guano.

Terry Pratchett
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  1. In politics, the pen is at its heaviest because it is weighed down by the collective responsibility it holds towards its people and their future in the eyes of the world. - Aysha Taryam

  2. Pender laughed. "Verify? In this day and age? Who cares about verifying anything? It's all about the speed. Who gets there first defines the truth. You know that as well as any man living. - David Baldacci

  3. You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism. - Warren Ellis

  4. If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist. - Norman Mailer

  5. Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature. - Fran Lebowitz

More Quotes By Terry Pratchett
  1. And what would humans be without love?" R A R E, said Death.

  2. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

  3. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

  4. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

  5. I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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